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  • The Criminal’s Apology

    From The Seattle Star, December 29, 1913. By Berton Braley.

    Oh yes, I’m guilty, right enough;
    It ain’t no use to throw a bluff,
    An’ yet, I guess, Society
    Kin share the guilt along o’ me!
    I ain’t the kind to weep an’ whine,
    But say—wot chance, wot chance was mine?

    Born in a dirty, reeking slum,
    Where decent sunlight never come,
    An’ starved for food an’ starved for air
    Through all my years of boyhood there,
    While evil things, an’ low an’ mean
    Was nearly all the life I seen,
    Of course, I growed to be a tough,
    A hoodlum, and a bad young rough!

    But even then I might uv been
    Reformed to be some use to men,
    If, every time I left the trail,
    They didn’t slam me into jail
    Where thieves an’ all that rotten crew
    Would teach me worse than all I knew.

    Oh yes, I’m guilty; that is clear,
    But every guy who’s listenin’ here
    An’ all you swells an’ goodly folks,
    Who sniffs at me an’ such-like blokes,
    Is guilty, too—along o’ me,
    An’ will be till the world is free
    Of stinkin’ slums an’ rotten holes
    That poison people’s hearts and souls,
    An’ cheats ‘em from their very birth
    From every decent chance on earth.
    I ain’t the kind to weep an’ whine,
    But say—wot chance, wot chance was mine?